I thought some confidence humor might be in order to lighten things up a little. Building confidence can sometimes seem like such a serious and overwhelming subject. I think it's important to keep your sense of humor and to just relax and enjoy the moment so to help I thought I'd include some funny sayings and jokes I've gathered in regards to confidence.
Hope you enjoy them.
Here's a skit from Mad TV with Bob Newhart. It's very funny. Of course solving all issues isn't always this easy but for some of our fears, it could actually be a good thing to remember.
A Real Groaner
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the Shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
Life Lesson: NEVER, NEVER assume that your boss knows everything
The End Is Near
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: "The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
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